With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
A kind of sport
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...