Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
Who would steal?
|The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of...
Like to screw?
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He’s a...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
Three people were standing on the Titanic…
Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian....
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Lacking all religion
|A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his...
Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...