The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
What causes people to have arthritis?
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My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
irish … light bulb joke
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
Bird jokes 03
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever...
Three engineering students were gathered together…
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body....
Rodeo Sex
Have you heard about the latest sensation? It’s called “Rodeo Sex”?Thats when you mount...