Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy…
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. “When it...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday…
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail...