Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
Not Just Sex
They say that men only think about sex. That’s not exactly true.They also care...
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm…
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm whenone day he walks out behind...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...