Talking Frog
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when...
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
Looking to buy a frog?
|A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you...
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...