Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
Unique job interviews
|Job Interview Quotations Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...