A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...
A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Xtremely Rude! (Adults Only)
Q: What’s so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? A: You know she’ll swallow.Q: Why...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Did you hear about Tempura House?
Did you hear about Tempura House?It’s a shelter for lightly battered women.
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...