Mexican is at border
|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Marines and the police
|The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in...
Investment counselor
|An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and...
New weapon Chicken Gun
|Flash – New Weapon in America’s Arsenal – Dubbed ‘The Chicken Gun’Senate majority leader...
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.