Elmo
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Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
Fly out of Genoa
They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It’s called Genitalia.Sent by...
Quotes from stupid 01
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “The effects are fleeting...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
The doctor had just completed his examination…
The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty.”I would suggest to...
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...