The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.