There was just a dog fight
|A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own...
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...