ice fishing
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
F.B.I. phone logs
|The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies...
A young girl sees her father in the shower…
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...
Naughty Kids…
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel...
Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...
Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
Busted Doc!
A woman was having a medical problem – her husband snoring.So she called the...