Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Headline – read all about it!
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEJohn Hopkins Medical Center is reporting an unusual occurrence in the Obstetrics...
The Basic Laws of Work
Business Rules to Live ByIf you can’t get your work done in the first...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
College by Dave Barry
College by Dave Barry Many of you young persons out there are seriously thinking...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Watch real baseball
|Top Ten Signs you’re Not Watching a Real Baseball Team From Late Show with...
Lawyer’s personal injury
|A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway....