Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
Lawyer’s club
|A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel…
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the...
Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...