Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Clintons Wish!
Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp....
Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts…
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
Cajun Virgin
In the middle of his honeymoon, the young hillbilly bridegroom left his bride back...
A little town had a high birth rate that…
A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...