Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Bird jokes 03
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Dem’ smart city folk
|A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor...
Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”