Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
The Cow and the Chicken
So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes… Baak!Baak! LOL...
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad…
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination...
Addicted to AOL!
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line?...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...