Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Work Better Than Sex
Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex?More perks, and the...
Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a...
Little Johnny Crack-up.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up…
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Just a memory!
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They...