Locking For A Dentist
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies…
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was...
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
Really Stupid People
|Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it