Country Song Titles
These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…1. Get...
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...