Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
Casey McCarthy
|Casey McCarthy had just arrived in New York City and was amazed at the...
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
Headache Cure
John went to Dr. Smith because of intense migraine headaches.The doctor tried many things,...
Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit…
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...