What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
I read last week…
I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...