Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
Charged for speeding
|A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.