My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house…
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...