On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
An IRS scam
WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results...