The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Have you ever read Shakespeare?
One blonde to another…Have you ever read Shakespeare?No. Who wrote it?
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of…
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. SuddenlyClinton grabs...
Free meat
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...