A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
Macho Man
What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can’t get it...
Why does the University of Tennesse football…
Why does the University of Tennesse footballteam wear orange to all their Saturday games?...
Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months…
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to...
Knock Knock Jokes 15
Knock Knock Who’s there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock...