Go to save my friend
|A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home...
Super Bowl Tragedy
Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...