R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
New Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral...
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
McNally
|McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess...
Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...