Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
A love story
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the...
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
Real classified ads 05
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...