Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
The Cow and the Chicken
So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes… Baak!Baak! LOL...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
Definition of a good date!
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...