TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land…
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was...
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children…
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him....
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....
Italian Organ Grinder
A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...