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Two Irishmen
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The Procrastinator’s creed
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How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
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Favorite Sport
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Dead Or Alive
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Night Before Christmas
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Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...