Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
A Smart Salesman!
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -”Sir, would...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
A woman strode angrily into the large…
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter,...
Why Jim Smith Lost His First Love
Why Jim Smith Lost His First LoveJim Smith wished to buy a present for...
A Room for a Night
Many years agao, a Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg was stranded late one night...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
A Bugs Mind
What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits...