Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
The Old Monk
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...
How can you tell if you are at a bulemic bachelor party?
How can you tell if you’re at a bulemic bachelor party? The cake jumps...
Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...