Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau…
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall....
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to…
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous...
Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...