How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
Letters To Landlord
Woo-hoo…check out these letters from tenants to landlords!”The toilet is blocked and we cannot...
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...