Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
Scientists and the Mermaid!
These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all...
Docs Go To Heaven
Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend…
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...