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All Lawyers are Assholes
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You Know You’re Out Of College When…
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Boring!
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Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
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A real bastard
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Johnny gets his license.
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School dinners come on a plate!
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The Absent Minded Doctor
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