Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
White Gown?
A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a...
He shouldn’t have asked!
MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.She was young, sweet and pretty.One day, while...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...