English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
A croak and dagger agent!
|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!
Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
ONE with the land!
A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He...
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road…
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...