Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
Guy Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the...
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...