Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
Not a good comparison!
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Your spinning me a yarn here!
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Selling war insurance
|Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII Good: The postman’s early Bad: He’s wearing...