Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
Yabba Dabba
If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
PMS and the Bible?
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, “Pastor there are some...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...