Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
Looking For Anya
After WWII, two Poles returned to their destroyed village to locate the first one’s...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
Men At Singles Bars
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They’re...
Where would you go?
There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson,...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
Identify the problem
|A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting...