Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
The Boy Who Wrote To God
One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...
Computer use of a blonde!
How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?The joystick is...