Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
Le Pepper Please!
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
The 2 Bums!
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out…...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...