Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women…
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting...
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.