Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Chain Letter
Dear Sister,This letter was started by a woman in the hope of bringing relief...
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Pe…
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis:10. Those who have it would be devastated...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next...