Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
Spice Girl\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Lightbulb Joke
Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb ?A:...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
My Montana Diary
Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Montana. It is so beautiful here....
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
Yo Momma JokesGalore!
Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door. Yo...