What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in...
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship…
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat...
Clinton To Die
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of...
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...